My foot is for sale

June 18, 2008

When your day started off with the wrong foot, might as well cut it or sell it 50% less than its original price.  Now, I’m not really gonna talk about my foot just so you know. I am going to talk about the birds and the bees. Next time.

I got tired of looking at my blog’s old template design and its boring header. If you happen to visit this site before ( yes, I’m talking to Me,Myself and I–who are pretty much a regular reader to this regular crap) this template is tooowtally different than it was. Not because it’s crappier, but because I like it. For every man who wants to rule the world, there’ll be a man who just wants to be free. Like my shoes.

Also, temptation is everywhere. I’z gotta getta pair of shooz!

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Question:  Do you think most poets are depressed or just hungry? 

( yeah, I know my foot is ugly) 

 


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Previous Comments

Yay new design! Me likey!

Posted by Peter "The Mordo" Juan at June 18, 2008, 11:17 pm

thankies =)

Posted by bender at June 18, 2008, 11:45 pm

I never knew you were into shoes. I always thought you were more of a tie-a-live-cat-around-your-feet type of gal.

Posted by Coco at June 19, 2008, 1:16 pm

that’s my left foot right up there coquito vontito.
you haven’t seen my right foot yet. with a cat tied on it.like–literally.

Posted by meowdowree at June 19, 2008, 1:24 pm

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These words right here, obviously written by me given the propensity of spaz in every line trying to make them sound like a semi-coherent babble. Don't mind me. I am just hungry.

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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. I am only indulging my abstract expressionist minimalist side. If you don't get it, then that is your problem.

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