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August 20, 2008

Here’s Kaetlin, my favorite 6 year old girl in the world . When she turns 12, I bet her daddy will start buying guns/AK 47, scaring away little boys away from their doorstep or..yeah. I spent time with her yesterday at the mall. She’s going back to China where her daddy works as VP of LEAR Corp. and we’ll be seeing again ’round December ( hopefully earlier than that ). Okay, so much for the intro. Kaet’s so smart, and intelligent but is so naive at the same time. ( well, what can you expect from a 6 yr old girl who watches TV on mute?) There’s one time, I asked her what she wants to be when she grows up.

Me: Kaet, what do you want to be when you grow up?

This is her little Miss Universe answer:

Kaetlin: I don’t know. Myself, I guess?

Who would’ve thought she’d answer that?

Now, before we went to the arcade to play air hockey, she saw my bag’s little thinger hanging and she asked me what it was.

Kaetlin: Ateee, what is that?

Me: Uhm.. It’s a small wood, carved into something… ( think bubble -ooo- it’s a miniature penis, damnit! )…

Kaetlin: hmmn… it’s something like a man. A man with no arms and legs and his face has a crack in the middle.

Me: Uhhhh, Yeah! Exactly!

Hooooboy! What creative mind, this girl has!

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You call that a “miniature” penis? You just hurt Bim’s feelings and he probably doesn’t even know it.

Posted by Coco at August 24, 2008, 7:08 am

awww. I didn’t mean to. rry.

I remember he told me his penis is as long as the keyboard’s keys. from A-Z.

sorry Bambi.

Also, miss you Unkee Cokee. j00 been workin’ so hard, yeah?

Posted by meedowree at August 24, 2008, 6:32 pm

Aw, I miss you too. I especially miss learning new words from you like “hasang” and “book.”

Yeah, work’s been tough. Although, you’ll be proud to hear that I haven’t lit a cigarette in close to a month. Also, I can now count up to the number “17.” I keep on following that with “F” but I’ve been told that it’s not a number. =(

Anyway, I hope things are fine under your patch of the sky. What have you been up to lately? Except of course cooking, fetching slippers, and getting the newspaper type-of-wifey stuff. I kid.

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