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August 20, 2008

Here’s Kaetlin, my favorite 6 year old girl in the world . When she turns 12, I bet her daddy will start buying guns/AK 47, scaring away little boys away from their doorstep or..yeah. I spent time with her yesterday at the mall. She’s going back to China where her daddy works as VP of LEAR Corp. and we’ll be seeing again ’round December ( hopefully earlier than that ). Okay, so much for the intro.  Kaet’s so smart, and intelligent but is so naive at the same time. ( well, what can you expect from a 6 yr old girl who watches TV on mute?) There’s one time, I asked her what she wants to be when she grows up.

Me: Kaet, what do you want to be when you grow up?

This is her little Miss Universe answer:

Kaetlin: I don’t know. Myself, I guess?

 Who would’ve thought she’d answer that?

 

 

Now, before we went to the arcade to play air hockey, she saw my bag’s little thinger hanging and she asked me what it was.

Kaetlin: Ateee, what is that?

Me: Uhm.. It’s a small wood, carved into something… ( think bubble -ooo- it’s a miniature penis, damnit! )…

Kaetlin:  hmmn… it’s something like a man. A man with no arms and legs and his face has a crack in the middle.

Me: Uhhhh, Yeah! Exactly!

Hooooboy! What creative mind, this girl has!

 

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